Sp!t B¡tch

Sp!t B¡tch 🫟✨

She is one of the most chaotic members of The Goo Girls. Covered in rhinestones, lashes, enchanted drool, and far too many teeth, she roams the Goo Realm spreading gossip, confusion, and emotional support in equal measure.

Although terrifying at first glance, Spit Bitch is fiercely loyal to her friends and would gladly fight a dragon for the people she loves.

Or accidentally become friends with the dragon.

Nobody is entirely sure.

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Royal Menace of The Goo Girls
“She licks first and asks questions never.”

Long before Queen Peaches united the Goo Realm, there lived a creature hidden deep within the Slobber Marshes.

A strange little Goo Girl with a mouth far too large, far too many teeth, and absolutely no respect for personal space.

Her name was Sp!t B¡tch

Nobody knows exactly how she was created.

Some say she was born when Princess Pipp mixed glitter, bad decisions, and a cursed jawbreaker together.

Others claim she crawled directly out of a puddle after Lady Nip said,

“Wouldn’t it be funny if we made something horrifying?”

Whatever the truth…

Spit Bitch arrived.

And immediately started causing problems.

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💅 Personality

💜 Loud

💜 Unapologetic

💜 Dramatic

💜 Aggressively affectionate

💜 Has zero understanding of boundaries

💜 Will bite you lovingly

💜 Thinks she’s the hottest Goo Girl alive

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✨ Powers

🦷 The Thousand Tooth Smile

Spit Bitch can unhinge her jaw to reveal a portal lined with enchanted teeth.

Most creatures run.

She thinks they’re playing.

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💦 Toxic Gossip Saliva

Her drool contains concentrated tea and gossip.

Anyone touched by it instantly learns secrets they were never supposed to know.

Lady Nip hates this.

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👁️ Emotional Detection

Spit Bitch can smell emotions.

Fear smells spicy.

Jealousy smells sour.

Love smells like cotton candy.

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💋 The Slobber Curse

If Spit Bitch likes you, she leaves a trail of magical drool behind from her 🍑

Unfortunately…

That’s how she marks her favorite people.

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👑 Position in The Goo Realm

Official Title:

Royal Menace & Minister of Poor Decisions

Queen Peaches has attempted to fire her 17 times.

Spit Bitch does not understand what being fired means.

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📜 History

Spit Bitch was responsible for:

✨ Accidentally flooding Glitter Bay

✨ Eating three royal invitations

✨ Starting the Great Rhinestone Shortage of Year 27

✨ Biting Bobbi on the ankle

✨ Convincing Princess Pipp she could fly

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🤭 Fun Facts

* Favorite food: mystery
* Favorite hobby: screaming
* Biggest fear: being ignored
* Best friend: Lil Drippa
* Worst enemy: basic behavior
* IQ: unknown
* Emotional support object: shiny rocks