Miss Biggums💗👁️💋

Born from pure glamour, questionable amounts of hot-pink sludge & enough audacity to clog the entire Goo Realm. ✨

And before y’all ask — NO, SHE IS NOT CRYING. 😭 That’s premium-grade Goo leaking from her eyeballs. Miss Biggums does not shed tears. She sheds SLIME. 💅🏽

Big eyes. Big lips. Big attitude.
And yes… Biggums in the back too. 🍑😂

She’s sparkly, slimy, slightly toxic & has never once minded her own business.

Welcome to the Goo Realm, Miss Biggums. 💗✨

Miss Biggums wasn’t born.

She accumulated.

Deep in the Goo Realm sits a bubbling pit of hot-pink sludge called The Vanity Vat — where every drop of excess confidence, delusion, glitter, lip gloss, bad decisions, and unwanted attention eventually collects.

For centuries, it bubbled peacefully.

Then one day it got too damn full.

And Miss Biggums crawled out.

Nobody knows exactly how long she’d been forming down there, but apparently she had plenty of time to grow two enormous green eyes, a mouth made for talking shit, and entirely too much ass.

The clear slime dripping from her eyes isn’t tears. Miss Biggums doesn’t cry. Her body simply produces so much Goo that it leaks from wherever it can escape. Scientists of the Goo Realm have attempted to study it.

She ate two of them.

Now they leave her alone.

Miss Biggums spends most of her days lounging around the Goo Realm, collecting shiny objects, staring at everybody’s business with those gigantic green eyes, and leaving little trails of pink slime everywhere she goes.

She’s glamorous.

She’s gooey.

She’s slightly hazardous.

And despite having two eyes the size of dinner plates…

Miss Biggums still somehow never sees anything that’s her problem. 💅🏽

Goo Classification: Glamour Sludge
Temperament: Unbothered & unnecessarily observant
Special Ability: The Biggums Effect — confidence increases 300% within a 10-foot radius
Weakness: Absolutely none that she’ll admit to
Warning: Do not mistake ocular slime for tears. She WILL be offended.