JADE 🖤💚

Personality: Mysterious, clingy, curious & a little unsettling

Vibe: Pretty girl trapped in an anatomical disaster

Lore:
Nobody actually remembers Jade arriving in the Goo. One day there was a strange black puddle bubbling in the corner… and the next morning, Jade was sitting there.

Jade is unbelievably curious and has a habit of getting way too close when she’s interested in something. She doesn’t understand personal space, stares without blinking, and leaves little trails of neon-green goo everywhere she goes.

Nobody knows why she has one eye, three boobs, and all that ass—including Jade. She assumes every Goo Girl looks slightly different and has never questioned it. 💀

Despite looking mildly radioactive, Jade is actually pretty sweet. She loves shiny things, collecting rhinestones, eavesdropping on conversations, and quietly appearing behind people without warning.

Related to: Unknown — Jade’s origin is still a mystery.

Special ability: Her green ooze glows brighter whenever she gets excited. 💚

Quote: “Why are you looking at my boobs?”